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Sun, 5-May-24 5:16 PM (24 minutes ago)
I am just sitting here on my couch doing messaging here on Newbie Nudes.
lennynatural likes this
Sun, 5-May-24 4:37 PM (1 hour ago)
Happy May Masturbation Month Everybody! What are you doing to celebrate this wonderful month?
Sun, 5-May-24 3:38 PM (2 hours ago)
Ok one guy asked me, if I like tributes. Well I new too all this here, so I didn’t knew what he meant. He explained, so yes my lovers I would be thankful and honoured for any tributes 😘❤️😘❤️
I'm not fan of them myself but we are all different
(1 hour ago)
MarilynMonroeFanCH likes this
Sun, 5-May-24 3:03 PM (2 hours ago)
Thank you all for your great replies!!!! And yes Cher did influence that question lol.
Sun, 5-May-24 2:59 PM (2 hours ago)
🛌 💤 well my horses did nothing 😪 luckily though it's Cinco de Mayo 🪅 tacos, rice & beans, a perfect way to spend Sunday 🌮
Sun, 5-May-24 1:03 PM (4 hours ago)
Name a classic movie you’ve never seen. Mine is One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest.
MarilynMonroeFanCH likes this
Sun, 5-May-24 12:02 PM (5 hours ago)
More rain oh well good excuse to fuck and suck in the cam room later not that we really need an excuse.
Sun, 5-May-24 10:47 AM (6 hours ago)
So you wait for a while before buying the new camera, nice deal comes along, you go too pay and then find out credit card is frozen lol,, you just got too smile.
Sun, 5-May-24 7:45 AM (9 hours ago)
Been gone a while. I'm back and pretty trashed. How is everyone?
Clear the airway obstruction and if she doesn’t start breathing you should call 911.
(10 hours ago)
Scary if you’re not in the same room together. Even more scarier if she’s under the patio
(4 hours ago)
MrsTrellis likes this
Sun, 5-May-24 4:24 AM (13 hours ago)
Things you don't see at the supermarket: middle aged people in leather bondage outfits with exposed nipples.
Website PeopleofWalmart, I’d bet you’ll find it. And so much worse!
(2 hours ago)
theroyalcouple likes this
Sun, 5-May-24 1:00 AM (16 hours ago)
Frank Zappa and the Mothers Were at the best place around But some stupid with a flare gun Burned the place to the ground
They burned down the gambling house....It died with an awful sound....Funky Claude was running in and out.....He was pulling kids out the ground now...............
(16 hours ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 11:55 PM (17 hours ago)
Postage Stamps are going up in price in July in the US. I ordered 200 from Costco. Arrived today, free shipping, via FedEx in a huge box. Funniest thing ever
Sat, 4-May-24 11:03 PM (18 hours ago)
Finally had some sunshine here today. What does the sunshine do for you?
Been raining here for just over 24hrs, that lovely fine rain, but the woods and fields are so green.
(7 hours ago)
Sat, 4-May-24 10:37 PM (19 hours ago)
I'm nothing fancy, I'm nothing special, that's true...but I know what your thinkin' cuz I'm thinkin' that same thing too...
Sat, 4-May-24 9:37 PM (20 hours ago)
Never ceases to amaze me how often men here comment on women’s photos using the third person “her” as if the woman is just a passive subject, rather than the active poster of the photo.
“Fuckwits” is much clearer and to the point. 😉
(18 hours ago)
It’s often the husband posting the pics, so maybe the comment is directed that way. Or the comment is to the NN community in general and not just to the subject. Is it offensive?
(2 hours ago)
AdeleGingerRaine likes this
I object as a poor, defenceless, little woman who can’t quite work out how to use these new fangled camera things and the interweb 😜
(1 hour ago)
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Sat, 4-May-24 9:23 PM (20 hours ago)
Too pissed to post..have a lovely day/evening ..lots of love 😜
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